Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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