Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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