I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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