lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize