69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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