We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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