I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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