Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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