Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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