i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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