Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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