Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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