Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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