Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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