Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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