There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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