You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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