really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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