Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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