Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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