She's JV to your varsity
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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