id be glad to
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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