That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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