don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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