Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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