Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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