i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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