wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
