THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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