check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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