this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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