i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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