And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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