yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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