I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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