There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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