Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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