omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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