this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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