yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
