I just saw a hot homeless man
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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