Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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