i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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