Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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