i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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