This girl is more easily done than said...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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