so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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