you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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