This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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