You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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