where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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