That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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